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The Cult of the Phone
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When in doubt, turn to the phone.

 
The Beginning of the Cult:
The Cult was founded by Emma North, Jizzy Diggler, and Spiderman Wonderland at the University of Pennsylvania Summer College Program, where all things start. [Copper is evil!]
 
Emma North's cellphone came to know all that is, was, and will be. Through direct questioning, this knowledge can be passed on to members of the cult. Each of the three original members has a specific purpose in the organization of the cult. 

Nonbelievers, OUT! (Except for Spiderman.)



The phone is pretty...

The phone is always right.